look at the tired baby. toot

IT'S FINALLY HOT ENOUGH

Achilles and I put on our bathing suits and reading a book (??!) on the back porch but I’m scared to take a picture because I can’t see the screen so I won’t know if it’s too revealing. GUYS WE’RE SO HAPPY THOUGH

I got a homebody named butter and another homeboy named cheese

Bad Kids Jokes

whats ugly but happy?

a frog

Achilles lets me smush my hand in her face as much as I want

UGLY DISAPPOINTING ANIMALS

so I submitted a picture of Achilles to an “ugly disappointing animals” tumblr

Does anyone remember the diarrhea song we learned in elementary school???

so many laughs

Dad said “brr it’s cold in here” so i started cheerleading. He grabbed Achilles and walked into the house without even acknowledging me

LOOK WHAT I MADE

and it took so long. shoutout to Rhonda for sewing things for me

we bought a discount bone for Achilles that is half of her body length so she can’t carry it very far

this morning Achilles is humping her bed so much

and checking herself out while she does it

then lays down and stares for like 10 minutes

spring cleaning

this morning I cleaned out my winter clothes/replaced then with summer clothes/got rid of ugly clothes. I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE SUN. Seriously 40% of my closet is dresses that I’m so excited to wear again

also

Mom is organizing my give-away clothes in the kitchen and she’s shouting things at me:
“I LIKE THIS SWEATER WHY ARE YOU GETTING RID OF IT?” and “THIS T SHIRT IS SO MUCH CUTER THAN YOUR RON PAUL T SHIRT”

she keeps comparing everything to my Ron Paul shirt I don’t understand

soBLESSEDsoHAPPY

I just gave my testimony round 1 at Hope tonight and it went perfectly. It means soo much to me the people that cane to watch (Parvaiz, Ruth, Pat, Jenson, the Bunting family) Afterwards we went to McAlisters for dinner and it was just so happy. I can’t wait for tomorrow when I do it 3 more times and so much happiness. I JUST LOVE JESUS, OKAY

also Jack was there AND HE HUGGED ME AND WAS SO NICE. he said that he wouldn’t talk about eating Achilles anymore. ptl

Mom keeps telling me to practice my testimony and make sure I know it all. I threw my hands up and said “Jesus take the wheel” and she thought I was serious hahahaha

I shouted at Jenson to “get in my belly” and he just looked at me weird. I don’t know is that sexual?? or just uncomfortable

shoutout to Hannah Montana in my testimony tomorrow/Sunday

seriously though I’m using a song by Miley Cyrus to make a point

Mom cut Achilles’ head hair and not her body hair so now she looks like a field hockey player

Boy Scouts not allowing gay people in their troops IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER