Dad is sneaking up behind me and whispering “you mad, bro?” “you actin like you mad” “why you mad, bro?” and following me around the house. then he screams “SHE MAD” loud in the kitchen
Marion just came up to my while I’m working out and complimented me on my boobs, told me what to do “if I want to make them look even better.” I think I’ll never stop working here
sometimes I just want to throw Achilles in the trash can LIKE THIS MORNING. so many tears, such a disobedient dog
fourth time this week that I’ve been to Tropical Smoothie for dinner.
chicken pesto flatbread, y’all
smoothieshavesomuchsugar. be careful everyone
Mom convinced me to eat Greek yogurt and it feels like school glue in my mouth. in muh mouf
AS IF IT WAS EVEN POSSIBLE for me to love Beyonce any more than i already did. i do and this documentary is worth watching so much
also it made me forget about things that happened today for a little bit. my heart is so sad
I just taught Achilles to roll over and she’s rolling rapid fire now. No more walking- just rolling. it’s so funny
Pete from Hope church asked me to give my testimony this Sunday! HOW COOL IS THIS GOING TO BE
the answer is really cool. i’m stoked
I have a sports bra that I only wear when I do marathons. Can anyone please tell me how dumb that is
I was yelling at Achilles yesterday and called her “Achilles Jones” like it’s her middle name or something. I don’t know it just came out but I think I’m sticking with it
when I came into work today Katie looked at me and said “Kristin it’s warm outside so you have to start shaving your legs now.”
hahahahahhaha oops
THE DOCTOR RESPONDED
and said “thank you very much” and “we’ll add you to our update list” so I can be up to date on thingz.
I’m so happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy