grandparents cutest
and their dogs name is Cookie. COOKIE

GRANDADDY
“I went to the beach and got sand on my wiener”

trying to woo me? buy fresh blueberries

Achilles playing with RatDog

Mom told Achilles not to lick her butthole using her baby voice

all i do when i’m home alone is roll around in my underwear and scream the lyrics to ignition remix

RIP pink bear
she took all the stuffing+squeaker out after this video. only one more left

Mom is adding Achilles and Chloe’s names to all the songs and singing them to their faces

Dad is dancing to Katy Perry and its taking up so much room in the car

Dad keeps asking Achilles if she’s baking brownies because she keeps farting

Surfin bird-body Kristin by Kris

Sheila says I’m acting like Justin Beiber today

being in a wheelchair sucks

Dad sang me the “Peanut Butter Wheelchair Time” song

I have 20/20 vision !!!!!!!!!!

I’M THE HAPPIEST

Achilles found a dead bird and is running around outside with it in her mouth+the biggest smile. mom chasing her around the yard

hahahhahahahha

WHY DO PEOPLE NOT SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE IT MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED

Achilles was looking out at the snow being silent and thoughtful and then she had a hiccup and fell over