I Googled, I diagnosed Achilles with a skin disease, then I cried for an hour. TURNS OUT she only had clogged hinney glands, so this day has been a roooooooller coaster. i’m ok i’m ok

Achilles eats uncooked noodles as treats. times aren’t even that tight

I did this whole interview (for Christian Writers Bookshop) with my bra hanging in the background. Hahahahaha perfect (?!)

I just met with (Zoomed with) a girl with a new spinal cord injury who is at a NEW and BEAUTIFUL hospital that I toured/modeled for their advertising. She told me she was there and my first question to this poor girl was “are you LOVING that hospital, isn’t it great??”

She said she isn’t, realizes I’m an absolute loony, and might never hear from her again. it’s ok

I trained Chris to call breakfast “brekky”

He turned 29, she turned eight. I love her so much and she’s getting older (same with him)

I can’t BELIEVE Chris trusts me to cut his hair

I’ve (so unintentionally) lost 13lbs since last year, so I celebrated by eating 13 cookies last night. THIRTEEN cookies.

It looks like we’re being cute, but Chris actually stuck his finger up my nose 

I went engagement-shoot-outfit shopping with mom yesterday and we only went to 3 stores and I thought I was going to DIE. like, actually die. How do people enjoy this

I told Chris about a man that bullied me and he said he was going to pee on him.

“I’ll pee on his head, Kristin. I’ll take him to PeePee Town.”

(my fiancé, my protector)

I’m feeding Achilles a new dog food that makes her TOOT. we can either smell or hear them from everywhere in the house. it’s not big enough to get away from them

I’ve had a ziploc bag with Galaxy’s (our cat) teeth in it in my desk since November. Someone give me a craft idea?

What to do with: 6 extracted teeth from a cat I don’t really like and who definitely doesn’t like me.

(Chris tells me to THROW THEM AWAY but they seem too important)

We made a family mission statement and I cry every time I read it

(and it’s on our fridge. this is going to be fUuUn)

My secret is out: I farted in the room with Chris today. (then cry-laughed for 25 minutes afterward.) I haven’t been this happy for all of 2020

(Labor Day weekend) 

 in all these pictures: find Achilles’ tiny head

I didn’t know I had the core strength for this dance, honestly

I’m turning 30 tomorrow (so adult, woah) so in prep I’ve bought stock (already told you this but I’m excited), got a job as a PRODUCER (like an actual movie/tv show producer for a real company), and I just bought myself a notebook that has been in my Amazon cart for 2 months. I’m mostly excited about the notebook but the job is also really cool. 30 years!👏🏼

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Nothing makes me feel more adult than getting my blood drawn and packing car snacks

As of this morning, I’ve invested in 5 stocks. I can’t believe how OLD AND MATURE I AM WOW

Also, I ate all the Doritos and blamed it on him and he APOLOGIZED. hahahaha oops