The best feeling in my life right now is washing my face, taking off my mascara, changing into my jams, then NOT HIDING FROM Chris because he lives with me and I can’t do that anymore. But he still likes me after I give up on my appearance at the end of the day, so it’s great
Today is the 15 year anniversary of my accident (wow) so I celebrated by eating an oreo after breakfast. I would like to say I did it because today I’m a WILD WOMAN, but ever since Monday I’ve been having an Oreo after breakfast and I’m scared it’s becoming habit. (SCARED) (I’m not really scared. I love it)
Also what our love looks like: we’re sharing a 40-day devotion book and sometimes discussing our answers and response to the chapters. I’ve reeeeally hit the jackpot.
Chris and I spent the last 6 minutes of our car ride home practicing fart noises with our mouths. This is what our love looks like. We both have different fart styles
I slept on my back/butt last night for the first time in 15 years and it was a BIG exciting and scary because I might’ve gotten a pressure sore DEAL. But what do I do with my hands??
Promo #1 for the tv show based on my book, Date Me. Follow @dateme.show on Instagram for updates!
one more video because I’m excited. Today was our first day shooting and it was the coolest ever. stay tuned (tooned) for things and probably pictures and me telling you how COOL AND ODD it is to see these people acting out the horrible dates I went on in 2017. giddy up
sometimes Chris is upset or frustrated or talking passionately and all I can think about is that he’s attractive. I feel bad for not focusing on what he’s saying but I just love him so much.
My new habit is eating DESSERT after breakfast. Just an Oreo- it’s ok.
So we’re at friend’s house this weekend and Chris just made me an egg and bacon. I should have packed some Oreos in my bag? Lesson learned. Am I too much
I’m trying to do my work but Chris is farting the Star Spangled Banner (with his mouth. don’t worry about us)
ANNOUNCING
Date Me (my book) is being made into a tv show! We’re filming in July, and we’re fully casted (me, a fencing rival, my dad, best friend Katie, and 2 men to date) for the pilot episode. I’ll post a video about it on Monday! this is going to be reeeeeally cool
I forgot to post it on Monday, but it’s Saturday so here it is:
toss a couple bucks! it’s for a GOOD CAUSE: my fame and fortune.
jk - none of my projects make fortune. but one day, maybe?
I just get so EXCITED when I buy 2 new dresses to add to my closet of 200 dresses. we all understand
we met with our wedding DJ today —
I told him my favorite artists are Beyoncé and Sinatra, so let’s see what happens here