** finding balance between being v friendly with my neighbors and greeting them when they walk past
or
being able to sit on my front porch with no pants on and not get caught. Karen (human) and Oliver (dog) almost just caught me but I am crafty
I’ve never woken up because laughing at dream before but this morning I did and it was about something I did so I don’t know if that makes me very funny or very annoying
(dream was i was in a v long line at the DMV so I covered myself in Vaseline and slithered out of door like a snake)
a boy just offered to cook a yam (??) for me
“I am really good at it”
“I really love kitchen lol”
“yam before thanksgiving lol”
So there’s an update on my dating life.
(I will nOT be eating yam with this boy)
Literally every time I go to James River Winery I’m with a different boy. I wonder what they think I’m doing? (it’s my first date go-to). Tonight is round 4
I decided at 1am tonight that I’m mad at all of my ex boyfriends and I don’t want to be friends with them anymore. why did this take so long, spanning over a decade. is that how long it takes me to be angry at people IS THIS A PROBLEM or am I just in a bad mood
I showered/scrubbed at my face last night to get this eye makeup off but it didn’t all go away so today & maybe tomorrow is smoky eye days #2&3. I’m not mad about it. SOPHISTICATED they said I looked but at this point it is a raccoon.
I’m in DC today for a photo shoot for “a campaign” for the DEA but that’s all I know so I might be the new poster child for the heroin epidemic? A picture of success&sobriety? I didn’t ask them, they didn’t tell me. Those are two dramatic options BUT WOULDNT the first one be funny
I don’t know why I do it but I keep giving my Bumble dates advice on their dating profiles. like I tell them how to fix it. I should say YOU’VE FOUND ME. DELETE IT but the boys I go on dates with are all so wackkkkkkkkkkkkk
A man sitting on the median at my stoplight asked me for money (I also saw him playing on an iPhone behind his “help me” sign last week so whatever) and I don’t have any - in general or in my cup holders - so I offered him my used chapstick ?????? he said no
Having a wound on my knee for the past 4.5 years has given me a weird love appreciation for other people’s knees- how you can just TOUCH them without hazard. My ex boyfriend thought that was weird and wouldn’t let me cup his knees but I don’t understand why not? let me cup it, pls
I am being v healthy by drinking protein shakes (30g of protein) for 2 meals per day and skipping the third ? NOPE. just broke with no food in the house. (I’m going to the grocery store today after work. do not be alarmed).
benefit: protein is making my wound is heal quickly, though
I tried to practice winking while I was driving but had to stop because I close both of my eyes. BOTH OF MY EYES. somebody teach me
I accidentally told Mom that I’ll eat her ashes after she dies (cremated) so she’ll “be with me forever.” Is this a) THE CREEPIEST or b) very sweet
No matter how well this man works out ( I hope it’s well), I decided that there’s no reason to ever compromise on getting “good morning” texts in the mornings. (kinda silly but they’re the BEST)
7 people SEVEN PEOPLE waved at me, 2 of them stopped for conversation today while I was riding my handcycle (usually I’m ignored). This made me happy.
I think it’s because I wasn’t wearing a shirt but I can’t be sure? or are people just v friendly
I bought pesto at a farmers market last week and it’s VERY GOOD but I found a hair in it during dinner and ate it anyway. Does that speak to how delicious pesto is or how gross I am?