I’m helping tutor (for free. what is that about) a girl in my neighborhood in her Medical Terminology college class and I am THRILLED. She just got an assignment on diseases and I want to do it for her but she said no
at the Olympic Training Center all week so why even pack mascara, right? WHY would I EVER wear it here?
An attractive Olympian (basketball) learned my name and is coming to see us fence and also knows how much I love Beyoncé. There’s thinking ahead, yeah?
Publisher’s Weekly wrote a review of Date Me (this is a big deal) AND IT WAS positive. Check it out! https://www.publishersweekly.com/978-1-68350-881-6 . And also check out the book at www.kristinbeale.com (you know I can’t make a post without including my website).
Achilles is in her birthday outfit, 9 days early but this is special circumstance.
I’ve always been scared of (? kinda) leaving my house without realizing i don’t have pants on and today on the way to a baseball game
I DID IT. it was funny only because I hadn’t left my driveway yet though. This feels like a SCI initiation phase
Is it very gross or very thrifty that I picked up to save a pair of socks from the middle of the street while I was riding my bike?? I will wash them of course but I’m excited about how soft and black they are. I used them to wipe my nose while I was riding so that’s definitely very gross.
a man in a lawn asked me mid-ride “how are you doing?” and I misinterpreted that he REALLY WANTED TO KNOW. So I said all the adjectives
“Hot. Tired. Feeling good about myself. Literate. Employed” until he said “heh” and turned around. Hahahaha he just stared at me so I kept going. it was so stup
I told Mom I didn’t want to drink wine tonight “because I might be pregnant” and she just giggled, handed me a bottle of water.
(100% I’m definitely not pregnant) but this was a good test for the future
baby’s first rebellion
I get paid by the hour and don’t clock out when I go to the bathroom (duh. maybe?). sooo I’m getting paid to pee. it’s a rush
Now that I’ve learned Achilles’ pillow positioning, I see that all the couch and bed pillows in my house are post-humped
I found a beetle on my neck (ew) and put him on the table so I can let him outside when I get up. He flipped himself over so i was letting him lay there (clawing at the air) until I finish my chapter but then I looked over and he TOOK HIS LEG OFF. I am so sorry
My new dollar store toothpaste (Colgate though) is blue and when I spit it out, it’s my favorite color turquoise. feels like present from God
after 2 years of living in my house alone I’ve finally done the two most EXCITING things about living alone. Why has it taken me so long.
1. Eat food after I brush my teeth and after dinnertime hours. we’re talking grapes, chips, and a piece of pizza. it was exhilarating. why have I never broken this barrier.
2. Sleep in bed without wearing a full pajama outfit. why have I been wearing so many garments to sleep.
so many questions, no question marks
I’m going through a phase right now where the Baby Bottle Pop jingle is stuck in my head for at least an hour every day.
Maddie held my hand for 4 of 6 minutes of the new Beyoncé music video so why can’t all my friends be like this
SIGNS that I need to slow down (again. ugh) :
I’ve been on 5 dates (different guys) in the past 2 weeks and on 2 of them I forgot their names. Saved by the “hey babe”
I went on a date this weekend, went to the bathroom, realized I wasn’t wearing my right shoe. Looked for it everywhere then and came out to him holding it in the air.
“You left your shoe at the table.”
Hahahaha first impressions
I shout “HI” and “SUP” to birds when I’m on my bike to try to scare them away/make them move and I’m usually good at checking if anyone is around but a man heard watched me do it (~3 times) today and hahaha so confused.
Imagery: a girl and her dog riding down the street on a handcycle yelling “hi” and “what’s up” to seemingly the AIR.