after 2 years of living in my house alone I’ve finally done the two most EXCITING things about living alone. Why has it taken me so long.

1. Eat food after I brush my teeth and after dinnertime hours. we’re talking grapes, chips, and a piece of pizza. it was exhilarating. why have I never broken this barrier.

2. Sleep in bed without wearing a full pajama outfit. why have I been wearing so many garments to sleep.

so many questions, no question marks