a gross boy on Bumble asked me to take a picture “aimed lower…to show me what you’re wearing” because I GUESS HE THOUGHT it was going to be something cute or sexy. so I took a headless closeup of my size XL Prudential Residential Mortgage sweatshirt and hahah he just said “ok nice”
Reasons I love Aldi:
the price of my wine was reduced from $2.89 to $2.59
the price of my toilet paper was reduced from $.60 (for 4 rolls) to $.49
Karma is (not but seemingly is) real. I have been very good
what kind of logic is going through people’s heads when they sit and eat lunch with me for 1+ hours AND DECIDE NOT TO TELL ME I have food stuck in my front, middle teeth
I’m a member of four sports teams right now + I ride my handcycle >4 times per week so I might be broken, dead, injured by the end of the summer. ok
Riding 0.6 miles in my hand cycle with the emergency brake still on.
filed under: Fun Things I Do To My Body!
“Playing it cool” does not work with boys when you (I) says things like “I wasn’t going to talk to you until tomorrow because I’m trying to seem cool.” he said “haha okay” but might have scared him away. HAHAHA
I have ants in my house and I don’t think I want them here but I become
very
sad
when I have to kill one. I don’t know what to do. what do I do about these ants
There are 700 of them now and they are dying in Achilles’ water bowl. death lost has its sting
I learned how to fence last night, went to a tournament this morning and when I left today hahaha I told 2 new friends “see you in Tokyo.”
(the paraolympics are in Tokyo) (why am I so confident)
I have ants in my house and I don’t think I want them here but I become
very
sad
when I have to kill one. I don’t know what to do. what do I do about these ants
I like to text with non-iPhone users because they can’t see when I’m typing so I can leave messages to myself to be found later. Currently:
“Chill on the enthusiasm, Kristin.”
“Don’t text her until Wednesday afternoon at least.”
“He probably has a girlfriend and treated you like woo.”
These all sound like bummers but it’s a great opportunity and coping mechanism I discovered
I got to pick the restaurant on a first date tonight so I chose a burrito place called Best Friends Forever. subliminal messaging ((friendzoned))
I woke up with a black eye(?) on Friday that is primarily located in the corner of my right eye so 1. I didn’t notice it until Friday afternoon (thought it was running mascara) and 2. I can kiiiinda get away with if i don’t mind people thinking I’m slobby (is it running mascara?).
I cut 5 inches off my hair because maybe it would help me get over liking a boy so much
AND I’M SERIOUS i think it did. If I get a haircut every time my heart is broken I will soon be bobbed, though. but can’t believehowmuchithelped.
“Get a dog” and “cut your hair” are my only advice points now. don’t ask me
(I have a fever) so I emailed my doctor this morning for an appointment and she said “I was going to check on you today because you looked sick in the Facebook picture you posted this weekend.”
HAHAHA
1. I wasn’t sick at the time of that picture
2. Benefits of Facebook
I plan to change my sheets tomorrow for the third time in 4 days and I have lost control a little bit. It’s just
very
fun to me. Adult fun
Go To Sleep by Ludacris is stuck in my head almost every night when I’m lying in bed. it is a curse