“Kristin you look really good.”
and I said thank you, thank you.
“Yeah last time I saw you, you had a belly like me. You’re more in shape now.”
-Aaron, the cable guy.
HAHAHAHA thanks for the compliment?? (I’ve never had a belly. What is he talking about.)
This was exciting
I’m either going to buy a new computer or a finger monkey. someone please tell me the right thing to do
I bought a new computer. If I get a remote job, though, I’m getting a finger monkey. I’mgonnadoit. (I might do it. what if I do!!!!!!!!!)
I had my body measured for ordering a bridesmaid dress and I’m excited about my measurements BUT I CAN’T TELL ANYONE BECAUSE WHO DOES THAT. if anyone wants to know the circumference of my bust, waist, hips, though, ask me. Please ask me
I talked to an attractive man on Bumble for about an hour then accidentally called him “lil mama” and he stopped responding to me. HAHAHAHAHA wooing is hard (too hard) (I give up but it’s fine)
sometimes I wake up and my hair looks so funny/ugly that I wish I had a committed boyfriend to send a picture to so we can laugh at me then still be in love. but I realize that is a very tall order.
Now that I own a pair of boots, one of the most exciting feelings of my day is when my heel slidesinsosmoothly. Is that a paralyzed-thing or a boot-thing?
I’m either going to buy a new computer or a finger monkey. someone please tell me the right thing to do
every time I meet a new friend or get kinda close to someone (a female) I think “maybe she’ll be my bridesmaid.” Then if we stop being close or they do something bad I take them off my bridesmaid list, like revenge I’m getting.
DON’T EVEN HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET.
and I’m so content with it.
but for some reason I have a running bridesmaid-list in my head. right now I’m up to 3 definities, 1 potential, and 1 I just took off the list. it seems like I’m suuper excited to get married but I’m not. (I just like making lists)
the house gets really quiet and Achilles isn’t in any of her usual spots so I roll around trying to find her and hahahahaha she’s alone in my room, humping the tube pillow. tonight makes the third time I’ve caught her in this context. (commitment)
I measure quality of activities by saying “WAS THIS MORE FUN than being at home with Achilles?” and adaptive archery,
as it turns out,
was not.
My lunch date just left an angry note on someone’s car that parked too close to mine in the parking lot. So that was scary
There’s a young, attractive (we think/hope) guy that rides a handcycle around my neighborhood that I haven’t met yet but Elyse texts me (all caps: “HE’S HERE GO OUTSIDE") when he’s by our houses so I can introduce myself. I got the message this morning when I had crazy hair/no pants on so I got dressed quickly and have been on my front porch for 20 minutes waiting for this dude. It’s beautiful and I’m getting some solid writing done, but HAHAHA.
I’ll keep everyone, all 3 of you, posted. This is exciting
I have a Tupperware of gummy bears soaking in vodka in my refrigerator and they’re SO EASY to eat so I end up eating at totally inappropriate times. This morning before church, at 9pm tonight alone in my house, yesterday at 2am when my party ended, etc., so many weird etc.’s
When I woke up this morning Achilles was sleeping with her chin cupped in my open hand. She is an angel
For 2 days I’ve been looking for the opportunity to say the word “paradise” so I can shorten it to “p-dise" because I think it’s so funny. But that’s an UNCOMMON word to say so I haven’t gotten to yet. I’m thinking a “trouble in p-dise” scenario, but that hasn’t been applicable yet. someone please help me