I found a stand-alone tea bag in my drawer that tastes like a strawberry poptart. an unexpected, GLORIOUS Wednesday treat
I want to be close enough with a boy that I can email him an evite to “my heart” and it’ll be funny and not creepy
In the middle of an argument I told Chris that I’m “single as a Pringle” and good thing it was via text because I made a hilarious mid-dispute comparison that he would not have liked or laughed at. he ignored it
there is one bill this month that I’m not paying because I hope it’ll just go away. ((A+ adult))
I’m really excited about my new nickname for chicken nuggets and I’m searching hard for context so I can say it.
searching, always searching
from my Amazon book page: “Kristin Beale has been a feature writer for Action magazine, several newsletters, and numerous online blogs. She lives in Richmond, Virginia with her dog, Achilles. Visit her website at www.kristinbeale.com.”
HAHAHA do I sound lonely orwhat
the coolest thing in my world right now is to get Greater Things pre-orders from strangers. (179 pre-orders so far!!!)
I had the throw-ups yesterday and today Achilles had a BALL playing with my [clean] barfing bucket. I think this means we will be together forever
my smoke alarm has been beeping for the past 2 days [and my friend has come over 3 times to try to fix it but he couldn’t] AND FINALLY I called the fire station to change the battery and 3 attractive men came to help me. There were 3 of them and they were all attractive I don’t get it. like how
“I only subscribe to 2 vlogs, and one of them is Casey Anthony”
Richard, a guy I met at a party tonight (also the coolest guy).
DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER CASEY ANTHONY
I just signed up for adaptive rowing, tennis, and handcycling at a sports expo. literally every human I talked to, I signed up for their sport. the word here is “impulse.”
if anyone is wondering how I pump myself up before I go out
out to the grocery store, my parents’ house for dinner, to the mailbox. anywhere, really
David Roche - inspirational humorist
DAVID ROCHE IS ENDORSING MY BOOK.
this guy is the coolest. I am very honored. this is also the guy I sent a creepy email to, so I am validated. (mini-celebs, mini-celebs)
I went on a date with a guy and he was cool but 4 times he licked/popped 3 of his fingers in his mouth really quickly. Like he was licking something off them (?) but we were eating sandwiches and they were clean
starts with a dead car battery/call to AAA, ends with 3 kisses on the cheek and a book sale. I CHARMED HIM.
sent out a super creepy email to a celebrity tonight - but this was a minor celebrity so I was able to get his personal email address. I did this many times to attractive men in college and it never turned out fantastic.
the other celebrity I contacted via Instagram message. nottachance that’s going to work. good initiative, though