After next Monday I’ll have had plastic surgery and Botox. Both of them are medical vs. cosmetic but I still feel pretty cool about it
A gnat got stuck in my car on the way home from the river and it kept running into my window so I swallowed it
sometimes when I’m inside and Achilles is outside I look at the window and catch her standing in front of the glass, staring at me. just standing there. I feel like I’m a lab rat and she’s a scientist observing my behavior or something. it is creepy
I saw a lady acquaintance at the Dollar Store today and we were talking about how I’m out of work until September, etc.
I’m not bored at home and I don’t know what this analogy means, but I told her “I’m as bored as a lamb.”
She said “bored as a lamb” back to my very quietly and we stood there until - thank God - Mom walked up. I don’t know why that happened
I don’t like spending my money on boring things and a property tax bill is a BORING THING.
The nice comments people are leaving on Facebook are making me cry. I am just so happy to share this
I went on a date tonight and I looked REALLY GOOD but he still didn’t kiss me so now I’m questioning everything
the most romance in my life these days is a cinnamon candle and FaceTime calls from Katie and Jenna
Achilles doesn’t like the dried peas (?) that are part of her dog food so my living room rug is scattered with peas she spits out of her mouth
I listen to my playlist of 4 Beyoncé albums and Eric Clapton album on shuffle and the artist-mix is dramatic. It’s like I’m confused