We went to a wine tasting tonight and they had free cheese on plates laying out! I found my favorite cheese in the store and told mom to try it because it’s good and she said THAT’S BUTTER.
oh gosh I ate a huge chunk of butter by accident.
I haven’t eaten butter in so long that I thought it was cheese?! I see why everyone likes it so much. also I’m living in regret
A 12 year old told my mom she thinks I’m beautiful so now I get nervous when she comes over (only twice in 3 days but still) and change out of my river-bummy clothes into a dress or something. Tonight I wore a turtle neck shirt because I heard she might be here (she wasn’t) so it’s like I’m scared she’ll change her mind. I have a responsibility
my cousin is raising a baby DEER. in a barn, not in a box though. I got to bottle feed him sooo I’m basically a fawn
Also the amount of old people - also all strangers - who GRAB ONTO THE BACK OF my wheelchair to support themselves is insane. so many people. I am not a cane
A [stranger] man walked up to me at a farmers market today and said/yelled at me “WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?”
nothing is wrong with me what do you mean, loud man.
“WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? YOUR LEGS” and he points at my legs.
but my instinct was to be so polite and tell him I had a jet ski accident. But Kristin in hindsight would have said “What’s wrong with you, sir?” and kicked dirt in the air and roll into the sunset. if there was one
I saved Beyonce’s head in my refrigerator and it’ll be in there probably for years to come. I’m sorry to those who didn’t get any cake
getting wound care supplies delivered to my front door is like Christmas morning to me now. who have I become
the worst/only bad part about getting out of the hospital is I have to shave my armpits :(
this afternoon Achilles and I fell asleep with our faces 5 inches apart, looking into each other’s eyes until we closed them and fell asleep. it was so romantic
