it’s unclear whether my dress fell in the toilet before or after I peed. so.
Also I wore a tighter dress today and the toilet-dunk didn’t happen again. There is a moral in this
There’s something wrong with my right ear (I can hear my heartbeat. Tonitis??) so I have to listen to Beyoncé kind of loud. I mean. I have to it’s not my fault
The medicine in taking to fix my ear (I HEAR NOTHING NOW. I am scared) has side effects “increased appetite” and “retains double the water” - worst possible. After A BANANA, LUNCH, 16oz OF TEA, CHEETOS, and SO MANY CRAVINGS, I remembered the increased appetite part. I’m determined to fight it but this is weird it’s like I’ve never felt this hungry before. doesn’t seem like a lot of food when I list. I am a mouse but today feel like a lion
Thanks to my top-thigh “26.2” tattoo, me and my wound care nurse are planning to do a half marathon together in the fall. I am happy about this
Do people remember BonziBuddy? The free downloadable desktop monkey that told jokes and answered questions and sang songs.
That’s how I know the song Daisy Bell (Londer Pat Phillips) and it gets stuck in my head in Bonzi’s voice. This morning
Kris is coming home
Kris is coming home
Kris is coming home
Kris is coming home
Kris is coming home
happiest moments of 2016
right now in my refrigerator:
7 bottles of wine
2 cartons of eggs
and cherries
where do my priorities lie?
I wrote a letter to my favorite author (AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS) and I’m asking him to write a blurb for and/or read my book. It’s a freaking long shot. But that would be the
most
exciting
part of my life
if he responds to me, even with a “no way.”
it probably won’t happen but I WOULD BE a star
There’s something wrong with my right ear (I can hear my heartbeat. Tonitis??) so I have to listen to Beyoncé kind of loud. I mean. I have to it’s not my fault
I wore my Hogwarts pajama shirt in front of Aaron as a test (it’s preeetty ugly on me) and he didn’t say anything. This might be a good sign
two neighborhood kids came to my house (while I was reading on the front porch so I couldn’t hide) trying to sell weird things like Tootsie Rolls to raise money for some charity group. I TRIED to get out of it by telling them about the Personal Property Tax I paid this morning (so expensive) but it was so dumb and I felt weird so I gave them $5 and forgot to get the Tootsies
we went to the Grand Ole Opry! even though country music isn’t great it was A LOT of fun. sup
I’ve never dranken more alcohol/so consecutively in my life than I have in Nashville right now, not even in college. Needless to say, TONS of fun. International Car Wash Show or bust
International Car Wash Convention! This guy is dressed as an exterior car cleaning pad. I LOVE costume characters
