The airport is the MOST FUN place to be in a wheelchair. Not for security check in reasons but the floors are like roller coasters. Maybe I’ll get a job at the airport
There are few, special people in the world who can hold these kinds of conversations. This is our only exchange for the past at least 2 months and getting a “?” from him makes me VERY HAPPY
I tried to use my HARSHEST language to prove a point and I thought about it for a long time but all I could come up with was “you treated me like a hinney.” So! I am 8 years old
Elyse is keeping Achilles this weekend while I’m at the beach so I made a list of the names she goes by (+ her favorite squeaker, treats, outside toys. I am a mother). I am very impressed with our list. Seven!!!
Adding “Kirtina” to the list
listen to this song but think of it in the context of me singing it to Achilles. I am the MOST single person
also. the first man who sings this song to me wins my hand in marriage
Advantage of living alone:
I can leave the little cute hairs I plucked out of my eyebrows in the sink for days. and days
The man at the full service toll booth told me “you’re very pretty. Are you married? I would like to marry you.” Then he gave me too much change. The extra $.30 feels way more exciting than the proposal
at work the walls of the bathroom stalls go all the way to the ground so my wheels aren’t visible and I can HIDE on the toilet as long as I don’t make any noise. so I do it all the time, of course. I’ve heard a couple of secret conversations (!) and a few big farts (!!). this feels like a really big deal to me. (I need a more exciting job)
Today at work
I’m dealing with an adult woman who writes “~~” in the body of her emails before all the words. And puts ellipses instead of periods. AND DOESN’T CAPITALIZE ANYTHING. I don’t know how to handle this in a professional manner
Some days I wake up and I look so good that I wish I had a boyfriend/husband to see how great I look but other mornings I’m like the least attractive person to wake up. where is the balance