I LOVE workplace drama
mostly because I’m never in the middle of it. because why is anyone going to fight with me, seriously. I love everyone so much.
BUT TODAY I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF IT
AND IT MIGHT LAST A FEW DAYS.
IT IS VERY EXCITING
I LOVE/also strongly dislike MY JOB.
Last night I nicknamed Achilles “Stone Cold Steve Austin” because she wouldn’t lay next to my head while I was sleeping. It’s a mouthful but it’s worth it. This one might stick
I taught Achilles about Jesus Christ to make sure she’ll go to heaven with me when she dies
(I AM VERY BORED AT HOME)
Kris is coming home
Kris is coming home
Kris is coming home
Kris is coming home
Kris is coming home
Diva used to be the first dance I’m going to do when I can dance again (such good choreography) but this is my new goal.
a
little
more fitting since I’m a white girl
Achilles shakes to death every time we’re in the car but tonight I DISCOVERED. She stopped shaking when I turned on Beyonce and she started shaking when I turned it off. For real. all hail the queen
I started calling Achilles “Baby John” this morning and it’s so funny I can’t stop
Now that Achilles has a haircut she looks like a young boy and I started calling her Baby John again. SHE RESPondS to it
she does this when she knows she can’t come with me. and when I pick her up she flops like she has no bones in her body
I show Achilles all of my sweet dance moves but it’s like she doesn’t appreciate any of them
in the conference room with all employees
they told us that my boss was fired today! the room is silent and I accidentally snorted loudly probably one second after the announcement. good work
the Toonces theme song was stuck in my head last night before I went to bed and still this morning. ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my gosh
Beyonce is coming to Baltimore and we just bought tickets. (!!!) I feel like my whole life has been leading to this moment