We think our refrigerator stopped working so I’m helping by eating the rest of the blueberries, a cheese circle, lasagna, milk, and yogurt. I feel bloated! you’re welcome

dad.

Dad is throwing pistachios in Mom’s wine glass he has lost control

Douglas tried to “Lady and the Tramp” with Achilles twice : first with black bean spaghetti, then monkey. Achilles has a stronger will and won both times

I saw a penny on my bathroom floor so I made a wish and threw it in a toilet full of pee. what is going to happen now

I got Mom a Chloe Ann pillow case (because they always used to sleep together so now they still can) and she was delighted. i had a successful idea

Mom and I finally got to the point that we can have only-emoji conversations AND I TELL YOU WHAT i like it

Me and Douglas[/Douglas did all the work] went kayaking!

Mom just cut 5 inches off my hair with nose trimming scissors

http://youtu.be/1tF2dF67Q2c

in a business setting, Dad scares the woo out of me

Dad is so proud to have his picture in the Carwash magazine. Fame!!!
seen: Carwash Convention

1 month 29 days until I move in!

I learned how to nay nay

CHRIS AND MELISSA ENGAGED

Achilles only understands me when I speak in hashtags

I am a tape thief!

having a sedentary desk job makes me realize how so, so uncomfortable I am when I sit down. it is so bad

http://youtu.be/H_dvWMnLLdU

sometimes I love my family so much I can’t believe how happy I am. Rhonda Chris Jessica Achilles