Lessons learned recently:
. allow space for hydroplane in rain
. when (if) you nail someone from behind, collect both persons insurance information
. call the police to file a report
. ask for pictures of damage and copy of repair assessment before agreeing to reimbursement cost
. be nice because it might pay off
BUT I HAD A LOT OF FUN IN BALTIMORE LAST WEEKEND.
whenever Douglas finally says he loves me I have 2 Beyoncé songs I plan to sing (reward or punishment?)
I have been waiting 5 years to sing these songs to someone
I got new front wheels/casters put on my chair! and now they light up SUPER bright. see me comin
sometimes after weekends away or long days at work I forget I have a boyfriend and live my life as a single woman. but then Douglas does something great like come over or call me! and its like I’ve never been happier
update: no monkey. I’m scared Achilles will be jealous, think she is second. Can’t take the chance
I’m text messaging with a couple of monkey breeders and they ask me
“do you want me to send you pictures?” and one said “hi ;) do you like my monkeys?” , etc.
this feels dirty
I just emailed a man about purchasing a finger monkey. maybe
but look. he’s fully grown. oh my gosh
I inquired!
employees at Townebank don’t pee on the toilet seats like employees/clients at Boleman. it’s so relaxing
the past 3 times I’ve walked into Dad’s office he has been watching the BET channel. i don’t know that’s kind of funny to me
I clicked on the “Other” link of my Facebook messages and found so many gems I’ve never seen before. I guess Facebook filters spam?
“
hello i cant add you can you add me please
garl “
“
Lol hi it’s Zachary from tumblr! I asked if I could add you! :))))“
“ I came across your profile and thought I’d drop you a quick hello. I just wanted to send you some good vibes. Feel free to write back if you like. :)”
too many creepy messages to put in one post/in my inbox.
someone named Tyler Tansing keeps sending me messages on Facebook (5) asking “hi how is Meg and Pete are doing?”
who is Tyler
who is Meg
who is Pete
still memorizing my office building. I was trying to leave the bathroom area through the door but instead I opened the men’s bathroom door and almost zoomed in. Thanks, someone screamed to/warmed me from behind before I did. close call