Mom keeps pinning “Drought Tolerant” plants to our outdoors Pinterest board and i am offended. She doesn’t think I’ll water my plants. I admitted that I have a Pinterest board
now that I’ve been there 1 week the hardest thing about working at Townebank is calling Dad “Chris”
I REALLY LIKE MY NEW JOB. also I saw my framed-in house for the first time tonight. it is glorious
I sang Sam Smith in the car to mom (I sound just like him) and she waved her hands in the air for me to stop, says I need to lower my voice because I’m alto. but I was born a soprano. now she keeps cutting off my sing
on my last day of work my Boleman employee friends got me a COOKIE CAKE and balloons! Achilles is scared of balloons
the neighborhood developer of my new house won’t allow me to have a blue/turquoise door or any color actually.
what’s
the
point
in building a house if I can’t have a colored door. I ask myself
I found out my high school guidance counselor lives in my neighborhood and I’m treating it like the best thing to ever happen. at this point I could be considered a stalker
The amount of confrontation I have facilitated in the past 2 weeks will last my lifetime and I will never have to confront anyone again
sure sign I’m wearing deodorant:
white streaks on the knee of black pants. and it’s hard to get out/I don’t
Proud of myself because I used the word “bloody” in conversation and it didn’t sound weird.
“handcycling up the bloody hill”
a full bladder sensation woke me up from SLEEP. that’s my most exciting news in 10 years. maybe in my life ?
my body is waking up!
