in a business setting, Dad scares the woo out of me

Dad is so proud to have his picture in the Carwash magazine. Fame!!!
seen: Carwash Convention

1 month 29 days until I move in!

I learned how to nay nay

CHRIS AND MELISSA ENGAGED

Achilles only understands me when I speak in hashtags

I am a tape thief!

having a sedentary desk job makes me realize how so, so uncomfortable I am when I sit down. it is so bad

http://youtu.be/H_dvWMnLLdU

sometimes I love my family so much I can’t believe how happy I am. Rhonda Chris Jessica Achilles

RIP Chloe Ann

The windows and doors are in! I brought a baby Joe

Lessons learned recently:

. allow space for hydroplane in rain
. when (if) you nail someone from behind, collect both persons insurance information
. call the police to file a report
. ask for pictures of damage and copy of repair assessment before agreeing to reimbursement cost
. be nice because it might pay off

BUT I HAD A LOT OF FUN IN BALTIMORE LAST WEEKEND.

whenever Douglas finally says he loves me I have 2 Beyoncé songs I plan to sing (reward or punishment?)
I have been waiting 5 years to sing these songs to someone

Mom tied my bra on Achilles’ head and she bucked

I got new front wheels/casters put on my chair! and now they light up SUPER bright. see me comin

sometimes after weekends away or long days at work I forget I have a boyfriend and live my life as a single woman. but then Douglas does something great like come over or call me! and its like I’ve never been happier

Mom made Achilles a bed!
HER WIDEST SMILE

they have the same haircut

I thought of a name for my son: Cup. Douglas does not approve :(