update: no monkey. I’m scared Achilles will be jealous, think she is second. Can’t take the chance
I’m text messaging with a couple of monkey breeders and they ask me
“do you want me to send you pictures?” and one said “hi ;) do you like my monkeys?” , etc.
this feels dirty
I just emailed a man about purchasing a finger monkey. maybe
but look. he’s fully grown. oh my gosh
I inquired!
employees at Townebank don’t pee on the toilet seats like employees/clients at Boleman. it’s so relaxing
the past 3 times I’ve walked into Dad’s office he has been watching the BET channel. i don’t know that’s kind of funny to me
I clicked on the “Other” link of my Facebook messages and found so many gems I’ve never seen before. I guess Facebook filters spam?
“
hello i cant add you can you add me please
garl “
“
Lol hi it’s Zachary from tumblr! I asked if I could add you! :))))“
“ I came across your profile and thought I’d drop you a quick hello. I just wanted to send you some good vibes. Feel free to write back if you like. :)”
too many creepy messages to put in one post/in my inbox.
someone named Tyler Tansing keeps sending me messages on Facebook (5) asking “hi how is Meg and Pete are doing?”
who is Tyler
who is Meg
who is Pete
still memorizing my office building. I was trying to leave the bathroom area through the door but instead I opened the men’s bathroom door and almost zoomed in. Thanks, someone screamed to/warmed me from behind before I did. close call
Mom keeps pinning “Drought Tolerant” plants to our outdoors Pinterest board and i am offended. She doesn’t think I’ll water my plants. I admitted that I have a Pinterest board
now that I’ve been there 1 week the hardest thing about working at Townebank is calling Dad “Chris”
I REALLY LIKE MY NEW JOB. also I saw my framed-in house for the first time tonight. it is glorious
I sang Sam Smith in the car to mom (I sound just like him) and she waved her hands in the air for me to stop, says I need to lower my voice because I’m alto. but I was born a soprano. now she keeps cutting off my sing
on my last day of work my Boleman employee friends got me a COOKIE CAKE and balloons! Achilles is scared of balloons
