I left Mom and Dad a breakfast note then Achilles sent it back to me! she’s not happy about it though. look at her eyes

Finding the right time to eat raw nuts at my work desk. That means leaning my head all the way back and dumping a palm of RAW NUTS in my mouth. just like when the trash truck empties a trashcan in its trunk except mine has monounsaturated fats! it’s a job within a job. Leelee caught me

I remember how I used to dread the snow in college because I was embarrassed about leaving wheelchair tracks in the courtyard. I AM GLAD to not be in college anymore. one of the 300 reasons

Achilles Jones is a duff

he ate her. he ATE HER

I pretty much turn on the radio only to see if I’m Not The Only One is on. otherwise I listen to my own music

wow!

she’s like a small, hairy person

I only drank coffee for 2 weeks but I decided I’m not going to do that anymore AND I FEEL SO FREE. it’s like I quit smoking or something. I love water forever

Jones had a shower alongside me tonight! look at her face and see how much fun we had. 2 clean babes

a honey bun thief at Boleman. someone stole the honey bun

I have a great sister

crying because you’re happy is silly and I don’t usually do it but Douglas has made me happy-tear-up three times in the past week.

the first time I was PMSing but the other times I wasn’t!

he is wonderful. I am still so excited he’s my boyfriend. my boyfriend!

Achilles eyelashes are out of control

when Leelee leaves her desk I go over there and take a Puffs Plus Lotion

someday I’ll be famous

I didn’t drink alcohol this morning (duh) but I have drunk eyes today! Seriously. Unfocused vision, some double vision. Is something wrong with me? Trying to write on paper is fun

Turn your volume up for a special treat.
- smacking lips
- bone bites
- dad screaming “Achilles Jones” in his high voice

RIP house in Florida

I thought the whipped cream was chocolate chip but they were specks of mold hahahaha