I started drinking coffee on Monday and now it’s Friday so the all the tastebuds are burnt off my tongue. Just letting everybody know
Leelee said “Kristin come here I need your help with something” AND I GOT EXCITED because usually it’s the other way around and I was excited to know more about something than she does.
so! I pulled up next to her and got it a teacher stance
but then her question was “how do I eat ice cream without Darryl knowing?”
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I never thought just a boyfriend would be able to make me so happy but Douglas MAKES ME VERY HAPPY
this morning for some reason I kept calling Achilles “Teddy Roosevelt” but she responded it was great
Mom thought she was taking a picture but was on video. I have 4 others like this HAHA.
But here’s the Knight Bus!! (Harry Potter)
Mom says I need to “lower my octave” when I sing to sound better. But I don’t understand. I was born a soprano.
Mom, Dad, Jessica and I have been sitting around our circle breakfast table playing TRIVIA CRACK against each other [and Douglas from afar] for 28 minutes so far. Battle of the Brains Vero Beach
I’m learning to play ukulele with videos by Attractive Brett from YouTube so I can impress my More-Attractive Douglas. My fingers aren’t hard enough yet but I’ll record it when I learn a song! A Tuesday Tease
I like the bathroom stalls with the sinks in them because it feels like my own apartment complex
I wanted a “Basic Burger” at Burger Bach so I ordered a “Basic Bitch” and nobody noticed. 3 friends and 1 waitress and nobody heard my joke what a waste
The autocorrect on my phone keeps trying to add shout words to the end of my words for some reason. So far I’ve found JESSIEBEAN, confusedAFRICAN, and fingerTURKEY. why