Achilles as a necklace, Achilles as a demon.

CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FINALLY.

Beales at brunch

last night we went to a comedy club!

Look at her face. Achilles looks so happy

I eat cuties clementines for lunch and they have stickers on them that say “cool cutie,” “making the world cutier,” “I have peelings for you,” etc. I try to be nice and send them to Douglas but the picture is always blurry so i don’t but I found 6 blurry clementine pictures on my camera roll now

Whenever I shave my legs I feel like I’m starting a new chapter in my life. This chapter is called Brut

Douglas bought me a ukulele!!!!!!!!!!!

CAUGHT. this is my new Christmas exchange present and she contaminated it as soon as I got it to my room. :-/

Dad just said “smh” in real life

I bought Achilles a HOOF that’s as big as her head. how strange
((thank you Leslie))

trying to eat Achilles head. we had fun tonight

I bought Achilles a new dress for Christmas! first she pouted then she screamed at me

leery-eyed Christmas baby

while I was at work Mom cut Achilles’ head and not her body so now she looks like a thumb

Dad gave Achilles a winter scarf from a bottle of Makers Mark! I forced her to sleep in it last night

I was in the world for 12 full hours today and nobody told me my mascara smeared down to reach my upper lip

kristinbeale:

I am a foster parent!!!!$

I remember writing this but I don’t remember why. I’m sorry. I am not going to be a foster parent

I am a foster parent!!!!$

it is an Achilles Jones Christmas