Mom cut Achilles’ head and not her body this is the only picture I could get to show you how funny ugly she is
everybody help me convince Douglas to be Pocahontas for Halloween so I can be Grandmother Willow
“Give your entire attention to what God is doing right now, and don’t get worked up about what may or may not happen tomorrow. God will help you deal with whatever hard things come up when the time comes.”
I remember I thought I friend-zoned myself when Douglas didn’t kiss me until the end of the third date but it was because he asked Google and it told him that was the right time to do it
Tavarris found out about my spasm that I can’t control when people throw/act like they’ll hit or throw something at me so he kept doing it “to desensitize” me but instead I fell out of my chair and I’m wearing a skirt and good thing I was wearing underwear today/I wear underwear every day I promise.
AN OFFICE OF BULLIES
I love my family so much it’s like I don’t know how to say it in a way everybody will understand
Douglas is taking me to lunch today so Leelee squinted her eyes and said I shouldn’t order a salad because I don’t have manners while I eat it.
“I’m trying to hold on to this boyfriend for you but you keep doing things to push him away.”
I don’t know how to politely eat a salad and everyone else does
I made a friend in the FOREVER LONG line at the Loft outlet and I told her I’m a lawyer and she believed me. I didn’t mean to lie but she believed me oh my gosh
I’m home alone and keep yelling out “MOHIB”. it just makes me feel good and Achilles responds