Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

I tried to stop eating desserts until my marathon at the end of the month but I made friends with the chef at the Courtyard Cafe and he keeps bringing me new desserts to try- banana bread yesterday, pumpkin&cream cheese muffin today. wow people are nice and I am not ready for 26.2

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I’m shopping with Julie for a wedding in two weeks and she said “Kristin you’re an adult you have to start dressing like an adult.”
HAHAHA I THOUGHT I ALREADY DO BUT MAYBE NOT OOPS

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I text messages Julie “olly olly oxen free” because I was trying to find her and she didn’t acknowledge it, didn’t laugh. it’s like I threw away a bar of gold

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Boleman has mood lighting in the men’s bathroom

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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

A client called in the office to say she is thinking about me because she was here when I heard Gran died and wanted to “give her regards” and say she’s “so sorry for my loss.”
WOW PEOPLE ARE REALLY NICE

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a collection of Achilles candids. everyone enjoy

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A client of Boleman (I work) is now trying to get a mortgage from Townebank Mortgage (Dad works) and we have to work with Townebank now. FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP BECOMES BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP. things will have to change
Dad —> Mr. Beale for starters

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Achilles and I are watching football

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Russell Wilson played football for the Tuckahoe Tomahawks while I was a cheerleader does that make me famous

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Douglas wants us to dress up as Jimi Hendrix and Noel Redding for Halloween guess which one I get to be

I’m trying to convince him to be a set of dice we’ll see how that goes

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ice is food!

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Crowder – I Am

Gran died at 1pm today. everyone listen to this song

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Disturb us, Lord, when we are too well pleased with ourselves,
When our dreams have come true
Because we have dreamed too little,
When we arrived safely
Because we sailed too close to the shore.

Disturb us, Lord, when
With the abundance of things we possess
We have lost our thirst
For the waters of life;
Having fallen in love with life,
We have ceased to dream of eternity
And in our efforts to build a new earth,
We have allowed our vision
Of the new Heaven to dim.

Disturb us, Lord, to dare more boldly,
To venture on wider seas
Where storms will show your mastery;
Where losing sight of land,
We will find the stars.
We ask You to push back
The horizons of our hopes;
And to push into the future
In strength, courage, hope, and love.

Sir Frances Drake
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I thought it was a freckle but it turned out to be dried blood

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my parents are guffawing in the kitchen why

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guess who

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Mom, Dad, Grandaddy and I were moved to the “comfort suite” while a nurse gave Gran a medicine and it had a TV in it and dad sat on the couch and loudly said “Let’s turn the hardcore porn back on.”
he meant the show Hardcore PAWN but the nurse ran away before he corrected his mistake oops

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“I don’t know about you but I’m feeling 22”
— Achilles Jones
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Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

I wore a bandage on my butt last week and it left a sticky spot on the toilet seat at work and I’m scared and no one knows it was me. I scratch at it every day but there’s still some there HAHAHA oh

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my retainer makes my teeth malleable

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