everyone at work got a box with a superhero and a list of special powers for a game we’re playing at the retreat and people’s names are things like Bolt, Turbo, Dynasty. my name is Jean Grey-Summers.
oh she’s an X-Men character. I was hoping to find her in Abacus
sometimes I feel overwhelmingly happy and I just wish something would explode on my body so I can feel release but everyone around me would be splashed with the happiness that shoots out and they’ll feel the same happiness as me. is that gross? I want it to happen
everyone at work got a box with a superhero and a list of special powers for a game we’re playing at the retreat and people’s names are things like Bolt, Turbo, Dynasty. my name is Jean Grey-Summers.
I think my expectations are too high and Achilles and I will die alone. sometimes I fear that help
STARTING TODAY
after breakfast (turkey sausage biscuit for breakfast oops) I’m gluten free. I need the support of my 3 tumblr followers
Okay I accidentally ate gluten for breakfast, lunch, and in the car on the way home. This is so tricky
Doug learned to play Beyoncé on his guitar because I told him she’s my favorite/almost only person I listen to. WOW GOOD MOVE
I got free lunch today for the office. I AM THE self-titled BOLEMAN HERO. somebody recognize me
Leelee says she’s going to create a doll of me “that falls out of her wheelchair and brushes her teeth in the morning so everyone can have me.” She’s going to name it the Big Booty Ho Doll.
because that’s what I am – a big booty ho