This morning I’m excited to go to work and REMEMBER things. 9 years and my short term memory loss is finally gone. It’s gone
on the way home from the river
Achilles rides in my lap and she made me beep my horn 3 obnoxious times at the car in traffic in front of me. The guy stared at me through his side door window FOR AT LEAST 2 minutes while we sat there. He waved and smiled at me so big and I assume that means he wants to get my number and be my long-term boyfriend so I memorized his license plate number duh (YAP-3246) and tried to drive next to him so he’ll smile at me again. AND HE DID so now we’re dating and I will soon be engaged
Mom and I have the same black underwear and I’m pretty sure I wear hers all the time.
just a heads up for all the boys that we’re thinking about asking me on a date
There’s a piece of my seat cushion that sticks out of the cover in the front and Mom keeps saying we need to fix it because “it looks like you have a penis.” I wonder if she knows that’s not what a penis looks like?
I read an article that people should eat 52 pistachios per day so I just counted out exactly 52 pistachio nuts for my lunch tomorrow/every day now. I HAVE A PROBLEM BUT I AM COMFORTABLE WITH IT
I slept through church this morning which was annoying
but
I had a really great and God-driven conversation with my neighbor that I wouldn’t have had if I gone to church.
IT’S COOL how these things work out.
also I was playing with Achilles and pushed her tiny head into the wooden leg of a chair and it made a loud crack. I think I cracked her skull.
If I had gone to church that would have never happened either.
It’s cool how these things work out
I slept through church this morning which was annoying
but
I had a really great and God-driven conversation with my neighbor that I wouldn’t have had if I gone to church.
IT’S COOL how these things work out.
it’s 8pm and liike 95 degrees outside. Me and Achilles are riding my handcycle and we passed by a woman running while we were going uphill and I wanted to CONGRATULATE her for being athletic even though it’s so hot outside so I said
“good for you.”
Except I was going uphill so out of breath and it came out to sound bitter and kind of mean. HAHAHA I wonder if she though I was being a brat. Like
“good for you for being able to run with your legs. stop showing off.”
because that’s the tone that came out. Hahaha funny
we saw a man today and it went better. I said
“good for us”
and he smiled back and waved. I don’t know why I feel like I need to motivate these people.
3 times this morning I’ve told Achilles “let’s get drunk off the minibar.”
I don’t know what song is stuck in my head but I don’t like it
Mom and Dad threatening to steal Achilles Jones while I’m at work and turn her into a River Jones wow
the warm weather is back, the handcycle-wrist-brace-tan-line is back
also my knee-bandage-tan-line. my body looks good right now. come at me, boys
this is interesting
Godwin you left your gum on my dresser. me and Achilles are going to eat it