Kristin Gupta Kristin Gupta

this is interesting

Godwin you left your gum on my dresser. me and Achilles are going to eat it

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In the shower I heard him singing to Achilles but his voice got louder, softer, louder, softer. I think Dad was walking in circles in the foyer singing to my dog

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I sleep so close to Achilles at night that my nose breathes in the air that her nose breathes out. she is my daughter we are connected

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oh cool. I feel like I just ate a small child

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kristinbeale:

a man that I’m friends took a picture of me on my last day of work. I guess to commemorate. 

but today he sent me the picture with some photoshopped edits on it to make it look like I was wearing makeup (lipstick). he said “Your boyfriend(s) may be startled if you did some of these girlie things.”

HE THINKS I HAVE A BOYFRIEND LOLOLOL

look at the before and after pictures. lipstick looks like I’ve been eating pink icing this is so funny to me

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I told Lele that I’m 5’11” and she said I remind her of Bambi. BAMBI THE DEER 

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also look at that left arm. what is she doing with that left arm.

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Achilles keeps throwing her head back like she’s in a spa

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I have a stash of treats in my room that I’m going to start rewarding my parents with when they have good behavior. I’m going to train them like rats

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I changed the words to “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina” so I could sing it to Achilles tonight. I accidentally called her “Achilles Tina” AND I’M AFRAID THAT I LOVE IT and it’s so funny. Trying not to change Achilles Jones to Achilles Tina but it’s so hard

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Lele asked me what my stripper name and without hesitation - “Kinky Kristin.” I’ve been waiting for someone to ask me that for years.

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right swiping a relative for revenge

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Achilles and I saw a rabbit while we were handcycle today AND IT WOULDN'T MOVE. so I started singing this song and it immediately hopped away. my voice is bad, okay

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I just passed her again and she wouldn’t look me in the eye - only straight down at the ground. Maybe she thinks I’m a brat.
or maybe I’m so much overanalyzing.
I AM TUMBLING MID-BIKE RIDE OH MY GOSH

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it’s 8pm and liike 95 degrees outside. Me and Achilles are riding my handcycle and we passed by a woman running while we were going uphill and I wanted to CONGRATULATE her for being athletic even though it’s so hot outside so I said
“good for you.”
Except I was going uphill so out of breath and it came out to sound bitter and kind of mean. HAHAHA I wonder if she though I was being a brat. Like
“good for you for being able to run with your legs. stop showing off.”
because that’s the tone that came out. Hahaha funny

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I dropped a blueberry down my shirt this morning and it fell out at lunchtime. This day is full of surprises

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Old people just fart. They don’t care who hears it- they just fart.

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Mom left a voicemail on my phone for “River Jones.”
I AM NOT HER SECRETARY.

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There’s a lady in the waiting room that keeps burping and it’s so hard not to laugh

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