Kristin Gupta 5/14/14 Kristin Gupta 5/14/14

I didn’t have very much time to get ready this morning and I’ve been worried about being a “butter face” all day.
Dad taught me this:
everything looks good
but her face

Kristin Gupta 5/14/14 Kristin Gupta 5/14/14

peas on peas

Kristin Gupta 5/13/14 Kristin Gupta 5/13/14

I accidentally pushed “Erase All Content and Settings” on my iPhone and lost everything except my contacts and calendar. OH OOPS.

but it’s not that bad because I get to start over new like I have a new phone. I recommend it to everybody/nobody

Kristin Gupta 5/11/14 Kristin Gupta 5/11/14

I missed my own prom
could this night get any worse

Kristin Gupta 5/10/14 Kristin Gupta 5/10/14

FALCONRY

Kristin Gupta 5/9/14 Kristin Gupta 5/9/14

so meow

Kristin Gupta 5/8/14 Kristin Gupta 5/8/14

SOMEONE AT WORK SAID IT IS LAME THAT I WON’T BE THERE TOMORROW AND IT MADE ME SO HAPPY

Kristin Gupta 5/6/14 Kristin Gupta 5/6/14

pumping gas in Glen Allen

a nice old man said he “would be honored” to pump my gas for me. we talked while we waited for my tank to fill but I didn’t get a hug this time. IT’S AMAZING now nice strangers are. also I love getting gas now

Kristin Gupta 5/5/14 Kristin Gupta 5/5/14

“Kristin now that you have a full time job you have to stop telling dirty jokes.”
“Kristin now that you have a full time job you have to start shaving your legs.”
“Kristin now that you have a full time job you have to brush your hair.”

three people from the YMCA told me these. MY JOKES AREN’T THAT DIRTY AND MY HAIR DOESN’T LOOK THAT MESSY. gosh

Kristin Gupta 5/4/14 Kristin Gupta 5/4/14

the warm weather is back, the handcycle-wrist-brace-tan-line is back

Kristin Gupta 5/3/14 Kristin Gupta 5/3/14

I found a crumb of raw kale on my body as I was transferring OUT of the shower. I think this means I am obsessed

Kristin Gupta 5/3/14 Kristin Gupta 5/3/14

I told someone I was “going to the park with Joe” HAHA and he thought I was hanging out with a real human man.

Achilles Jones —> Jones —> Joseph —> Joe Jonas —> Joe. I’m sneaky

Kristin Gupta 5/2/14 Kristin Gupta 5/2/14

in the song Wonderwall (by Oasis. everyone knew that) I changed the word “wonderwall” to “booty call” and sang it to Achilles and now it’s stuck in my head. help

Kristin Gupta 5/1/14 Kristin Gupta 5/1/14

when I gave Achilles her flea and tic medicine she turned into a Melancholy Jones and has been laying on a sweatshirt in my closet ever since

Kristin Gupta 4/30/14 Kristin Gupta 4/30/14

Undercover Jones

Kristin Gupta 4/30/14 Kristin Gupta 4/30/14

unzipping my pants already and it’s only lunch time.
OH OOPS I ATE TOO MUCH

Kristin Gupta 4/30/14 Kristin Gupta 4/30/14

I just met a new person and told him my name is Lori. I don’t know why I did that

Kristin Gupta 4/30/14 Kristin Gupta 4/30/14

someone told me that I “scare” him because I’m “so bold in my statements.”
I don’t think I’m supposed to scare the boys in the yard. am I doing this right

Kristin Gupta 4/29/14 Kristin Gupta 4/29/14

I just paid a $99.98 ticket for not stopping fully at a stop sign. Everyone learn my lesson