Dad bought a PARTY SIZE bag of crunchy Cheetos ((i cannot resist )) and we haven’t opened it yet but he keeps teasing me with it.
I’m laying in my bed in my room and he’s in the kitchen crinkling the bag and yelling that he’s opening it so I’ll scream for him not to. it’s exhausting
BECAUSE ONCE THE BAG IS OPEN ICAN’TCONTROLMYSELF
when I came home the bag was opened, i ate 100 handfuls, wasn’t hungry for dinner. I’m home alone all day tomorrow and it is ALL DOWNHILL from here.
also there’s rainbow cookies.
Dad bought a PARTY SIZE bag of crunchy Cheetos ((i cannot resist )) and we haven’t opened it yet but he keeps teasing me with it.
I’m laying in my bed in my room and he’s in the kitchen crinkling the bag and yelling that he’s opening it so I’ll scream for him not to. it’s exhausting
BECAUSE ONCE THE BAG IS OPEN ICAN'TCONTROLMYSELF
Achilles Jones are snowed in the house alone all day today and I have made up so many songs for her. I wish I could be Beyonce for one hour so I can film them all and become famous
WORST
POSSIBLE
WEEKEND.
hearing Arthur’s voice for just an irrelevant 6 minute phone call didn’t fix anything but made me feel soooo much better, calmer. how can this be
we went on our first bike ride of the season today (!!) and as soon as I pulled in the garage she ran full speed to her bed to do this
no matter how attractive the person (girl) is. when you can see the reflection of hands holding a camera. you’re dumb.
STOP TAKING SELFIES WITH SUNGLASSES
the days
take
so long
to finish when you’re sick/don’t go to work/don’t change out of pajamas/eat yogurt for every meal.
when I feel frustrated at or disappointed with people it helps me to forgive them if I make something for them. that’s weird but everyone should try it
so today I made Arthur a 19-page book. it took 2.5 hours but by the time I was done he is one thousand percent forgiven
sometimes when everyone around me is text messaging and I don’t have anyone to talk to, I text message my bank and ask for my balance