tonight is THE PRANK OF A CENTURY. Jessica is my victim.
I may be sick but I’ve still got tricks
BOOMBOOMPOWPOWPOW
Mom took my wheelchair to the repair shop and I am stranded in bed. i want to get up ahhhh
Arthur bought me flowers and two cartons of blueberries for Valentine’s Day.
he is
the best.
I am happy.
for the second time someone asked me “what is the gay community in Richmond like?” LIKE I’M SUPPOSED TO KNOW. but I make up an answer every time.
“yes Richmond loves gay people”
“I know 4 lesbians in the area”
“Richmond bleeds rainbow”
do people think I’m gay?
or just
in touch.
I told Mom that I’m in love with a stripper while we were talking about Arthur and she just whispered my name under her breath and walked away
Katie said I look “really, really pale” so made up an excuse, said I don’t feel well. I JUST DON’T TAN EASILY OKAY
I asked Siri if today is a holiday and she told me that it’s International Day of Zero Tolerance to Female Genital Mutilation. wink
having a conversation with the woman on the toilet in the bathroom stall next to me. for the win
I tried to sleepy-text to Arthur and tried to close my eyes and type (because every second counts duh)) and I wrote the word “poptart” TWICE. I don’t know how that happened its so irrelevant and funny
