A man ran to us at the YMCA today and said “READ THIS IT’LL SAVE YOUR LIFE” and handed me an iPad with an email with these tips and oh my gosh.
then he showed me another one about pre-pubescent Muslim girls getting married in Gaza.
AHHHHHHHH
Mom is gone tonight so Dad is running around his room singing “Chris be nimble, Chris be quick…”
when I lift my arm up high enough I get a whiff of my Axe men’s deodorant and it smells like an attractive man hug and I feel so uncontrollable happy.
look what it’s come to.
single lady doin what I gotta do
Before I left for a party I asked Dad if I should change my outfit and he told me to change my face. OoOoOcH
there’s a new employee that works at the registration desk and he only looks at me through squinted eyes every time. Why do I deserve this
now he mouth-breathes at me when he walks past the desk. and sometimes he does a wink and points in my direction. I don’t understand what is happening
I made it to the next level. he can see me in the reflection of the mirror so he flaps his hand at me and sometimes shoots his finger. right now wearing reindeer antlers
I was writing a text message about work tonight and I’m PRETTY MUCH falling asleep so I wrote “he ate so many eggs” when I meant to say “he was mean to me.” HAHAHA I didn’t notice until after I sent it. What is wrong with me
a man that comes into the YMCA says that it’s his “mission” to make me laugh-snort every time he comes in. IT’S ANNOYING and I wish I could control it so he would never hear it again and stop trying. BUT I CANNOT