Before I left for a party I asked Dad if I should change my outfit and he told me to change my face. OoOoOcH
there’s a new employee that works at the registration desk and he only looks at me through squinted eyes every time. Why do I deserve this
now he mouth-breathes at me when he walks past the desk. and sometimes he does a wink and points in my direction. I don’t understand what is happening
I made it to the next level. he can see me in the reflection of the mirror so he flaps his hand at me and sometimes shoots his finger. right now wearing reindeer antlers
I was writing a text message about work tonight and I’m PRETTY MUCH falling asleep so I wrote “he ate so many eggs” when I meant to say “he was mean to me.” HAHAHA I didn’t notice until after I sent it. What is wrong with me
a man that comes into the YMCA says that it’s his “mission” to make me laugh-snort every time he comes in. IT’S ANNOYING and I wish I could control it so he would never hear it again and stop trying. BUT I CANNOT
SOMEONE LEFT THIS ON MY WINDSHIELD AT HOME AND I DON’T KNOW WHO IT WAS. I’m so excited I loove Target. But I also love that I don’t know who left it this is so fun
I’m sitting in my car and can’t see out of any of the windows because ice. THIS WOULD BE A GREAT TIME to kiss a boy, right???
I kissed Achilles on her lips before I left this morning.
when Achilles yawns I like to mock her by opening my mouth.
but
when she sees me doing it she gets self-conscious and snaps her mouth shut and looks at me with her side eyes
before I got Achilles and was still going to name her “Small Body” (still the best name), I got a new computer and registered it as “Smart Body.” Dad just told me he saw a computer on his network named Smart Body and “knew it had to be” me. HAHAHAHA
Kris pressured me into a vine account BUT IT’S BORING so I deleted the app. This was my first/only vine I made and look at how camera savvy I am
