overthinking this
I stopped using periods at the end of my test messages and THIS ARTICLE does so well explaining what I’ve tried to explain so many times. check it out
for the scholarlies out there:
http://www.newrepublic.com/article/115726/period-our-simplest-punctuation-mark-has-become-sign-anger
YES i had a bad weekend okay
I watched this in full screen on my computer for so many hours. I think I need to see them in real life now.
my tattoo is starting to fade just like the guy said it would but i didn’t believe.
remember this picture, remember it at its best.
when I’m sharing pistachio nuts with Achilles I only give her the ones that are hard to crack because it makes me feel like a better mother to work for her food
i have too much time on my hands. this post took 20 minutes to make
at first my soap smelled like my grandma’s house and I loved it
then it started smelling like my grandma’s poo. but it’s just soap so I didn’t think it was a big deal.
so I kept taking a lot of showers because my body smelled like body odor of dying man. I kept smelling like that for some reason so I just took more showers.
finally I finished the bottle (clap clap) and the smell stopped. COMMON DENOMINATOR. my soap was making me smell like sick-person-poo. i moved on to coconut smelling soap and now I’m fun to be around again
I <3 nosebleeds in the shower
so the blood will land on my stomach and I can watch it be watered down and slide away. it’s fascinating
I asked Achilles why she treats me like her boyfriend and she looked at me so serious.
no love in those eyes
someone just asked me if I’m “interested in a one night stand.”
OH MY GOSH
GET ME OUT OF HERE
I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend
false alarm. just another horny guy
“‘Zerts’ are what I call desserts. ‘Trée-trées’ are entrées. I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.’ Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick.’ Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-parm.’ I call eggs ‘pre-birds,’ or ‘future birds.’ Root beer is ‘super water.’ Tortillas are ‘bean blankets.’ And I call forks ‘food rakes.’”
I just met up with a guy at Tropical Smoothie and I talked for so long about what I bought at the grocery store and then about my frozen grapes. he pretended like he was interested so well. (we didn’t hit it off) (but that’s okay seriously))
