I feel like people named Kayla are doomed

a boy just asked me to come over for drinks and I said “no but I will bring over my MIO to put in a glass of water." 

WAY TO KILL THE MOOD, KRISTIN

I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend I made a new friend

people that have their read receipts turned on

make

text messaging

fun again.

all I do these days is lay in bed with my eyes closed and listen to Achilles hump things

her lips

I looked like Jonathan Taylor Thomas when I was little

people spend too much time on facebook

wooseann:

this beautiful couple got married today! Stole this picture from @joshguda since I couldn’t take any! Thanks bra 

I AM SO ANGRY AT SICKNESS FOR MAKING ME MISS THIS but I am so excited about how great this picture is i love it/you both/everything so much

I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M DRY HEAVING ON THE DAY OF JULIA’S WEDDING

I found this picture of me on the kitchen table when I got home from work

Dad is answering the door as Duck Dynasty tonight

mom bought CRACKER JACKS to give to the Halloween kids. Hahahahaha SO GROSS

Mom came in my room with her computer in her hands and said “this is my favorite song. Listen” and then played Somewhere Over The Rainbow. closed her eyes and started bouncing around

Dad and I ate a piece of pumpkin cheesecake that Mom bought for book club and tried to cover it up by making a giant Pac-Man. good

I was able to keep my tattoo secret for FIFTEEN DAYS (!!) before I couldn’t hide it anymore. I just got so excited

Achilles Jones came inside and ran into my mom’s room with a dead bird in her mouth. It was so COLORFUL and pretty so I was going to take a picture of it but Mom screamed and took it from me.
I am raising
a murderer.

my upper body is ACHY today

so of course I fell out of my chair while I was putting socks on (??) and had to ask Mom to help me back in because so much ouch. 

BUT I LOVE IT and I’m so happy to feel sore-muscle-pain. seriously it makes me so happy

the last time I had a donut was during a scavenger hunt at Dnow 2006 that I had 2 BITES and it was remarkable. I ate 2 donut holes at mile 21 today so I can release my childhood donut memory and replace it with the today. so happy

I AM THE HAPPIEST