jessica bought me a hat that looks like a BAKED CHICKEN. i’m so happy

dirt cake T.D.F.

our seats were split up at the game so we sent each other pictures instead

welcome to the Beale family

UR FOOTBALL. i love it so much

if it wasn’t for Plants vs. Zombies 2 I would turn off my phone for the days. but

today I emailed a latino bro

I was talking to Achilles about Kris but I called him “Uncle Kris” without thinking about it. He accepted the role and “Niece Jones” was born

que sera, sera

Dad caught a SHARK in Florida today. so cool

also look how happy he is i love that

TTYL MEANS TALK TO YOU LATER

Caleb has clear eyelashes do not talk to him

I had a dream that we have bleubs in the fridge

today I spent my shift at the YMCA writing and it made time pass so quickly and I am proud of it. MOST EXCELLENT

i got new wheels that don’t squeak on the hardwood floor. do you realize what this means. i can be sneaky again*

*meaning for the first time in my house in 8 years (IT HAS BEEN 8 YEARS OMG)

pointerpointer

oh my gosh

sleep 

is

surrender

spending 10 minutes telling me how bad I look then telling me to “stop being so sensitive” when I don’t want to go out anymore. not cool

daytime playtime