Mom keeps giving Achilles a bone that makes her breath/everything in the vicinity smell like puke
MICHAEL AND I ARE HAVING AN ADVENTURE TIME MARATHON TODAY AND THIS IS BASICALLY MY DREAM COME TRUE
I just said the p word to my boss :0
THAT WAS MY MISTAKE BUT SHE LAUGHED SO I THINK IT WILL BE OKAY
watching the news [and all of the hate/violence/shootings] makes everything in my life seem SO PETTY. like. it just feels so silly to get irritated with people or sad about things or bummed out ever because people and/or friends are being killed so often. amiright
regkdw
and that was Achilles walking on my keyboard.
I don’t want to talk to people that do not treat me right and make me feel bad about myself anymore
okay usually Beyonce is the only female singer I listen to
but this song came on my music and it just made me happy
Regina Spektor- Folding Chair
when I’m brushing my teeth I like to drool as much as I can then take pictures of myself for no one to see except me. so funny, so unattractive
I WAS PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE BUT I DIDNT GET A TICKET THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THAT HAS HAPPENED
is everyone impressed, so impressed. it must be my good looks
MOM BROUGHT ME LUNCH AT WORK AND SHE PACKED A LARGE BAG OF CHEETOS AND I HAVE MIXED EMOTIONS BUT I AM MOSTLY HAPPY ABOUT IT
Dad bought crunchy Cheetos (FOR WHICH I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL) and we kept eye contact the whole time we ate them because so glorious