some days I just get so frustrated that my job is boring and Achilles Jones is so out of reach
JULIA I LOST MY NAME TAG so i’ve been wearing yours all week and am even starting to respond when people call me Julia. it’s kind of fun. maybe also kind of creepy?
My chair bumped the switch and turned the computer+phone off so I turned it back on and Marion said “Kristin what am I going to do with you?” and I said “get me outta this wheelchair” and she got super sad looking.
OKAY I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THAT PLEASE DON’T FEEL SAD FOR ME I AM ACTUALLY A VERY HAPPY PERSON
i like to watch myself in the mirror when i’m crying because it either makes me start laughing because i look funny or cry harder because so pathetic. usually i laugh though
DOES ANYONE ELSE DO THAT
even worse than not having plans is having plans with no starting time and getting dressed for it at 12pm and my phone calls aren’t answered AND NEXT THING I KNOW IT’S 6PM AND I LOOK GOOD BUT PROBABLY WON’T DO ANYTHING TONIGHT BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE CRUMMY
as long as I’m active/out of my house for at least 3.5 hours in the daytime, taking off my bra at 3:30 and watching Freaks and Geeks with a jar of PISTACHIOS for the rest of the day/night is justified. I love Achilles Jones
this was the first thing that came in my mind when i woke up this morning. I’m going to make it my alarm clock ringtone oh my gosh
GRAPES ARE POISONOUS TO DOGS
PTL Leslie telling me this
update: Achilles Jones is still alive
stay tuned
when I give Achilles a frozen grape she throws it around and plays with it until it gets warmer so she can eat it
this was LIKE THE FOURTH GRAPE I tried to film so excuse me for not capturing the full moment. she’s the babiest
this morning mom and I (and Chloe and Achilles) went on a walk and while I was getting on my bike she walked to the end of the driveway and screamed
“You can’t catch me I’m the Gingerbread Man.”
and turned and ran down the street with both dogs
sometimes Achilles lets me kiss her on the lips and that is when I feel like she loves me the most
34 MORE DAYS
until the Crawlin Crab Half Marathon
and I get to see Josh
and he meets Achilles Jones finally
and I earn another race medal.
I’m so excited for things
I went back to school shopping with this little guy today. The YMCA gave us $100 DOLLARS for clothes and he picked out some crazy blue camo pants. yeah um
then we ate lunch (I ATE A HOTDOG first time in 12 years and it wasn’t worth it) and played games and he beat me literally in every round. one was a memory game and we all know I lost every round of that
also I bought myself a birthday present ((dress)) that I’m so excited to open. such a good weekend coming
Mom WAITED FOR ME TO GET IN THE SHOWER then de-maned Achilles. She is no longer an Achilles Lion. Now her head is so ugly so funny
today i am thankful for real friends, new sensations, forgiveness, good weather, and making plans with a crazy attractive man. I feel so fortunate I just love Jesus so much