BREAKING NEWS

I can feel cold temperature in my legs, y'all. this is new

this is Achilles laughing at a joke I told

I just told a woman that I like the way her face looks. UM

kristinbeale:

it’s 2013 and all the attractive men have girlfriends

I had a really good day today with an attractive single man. oh hai

queen of the creek

this is how I know I found a good guy

health tip if you have a frownie eat a brownie

Kris is eating a room temperature herring filet for dinner oh my gosh

it’s 2013 and all the attractive men have girlfriends

Mom has a Plies song stuck in her head this morning

Mom chased me around the house shooting me with dewrinkle spray and she got me LIKE 6 TIMES. gross and damp

Achilles Jones is a Fashion Jones

this post is to celebrate Rhonda’s homemade pesto

Achilles farts are permeating my room

when my parents leave (every weekend ugh) I eat the same 4 things in the same order every day. oatmeal for breakfast yogurt for lunch turkey sausage biscuit for dinner pistachios for snack. throw in a chicken pesto flatbread AND I’M FEELIN CRAZY

anonymous tumblr messages are so much fun

I DO NOT LIKE WEEKENDS

I’M SORRY for the Achilles multimedia overload. it just feels like she’s my only friend tonight

look how artistic she’s being

butterfly crime scene