Mom chased me around the house shooting me with dewrinkle spray and she got me LIKE 6 TIMES. gross and damp

Achilles Jones is a Fashion Jones

this post is to celebrate Rhonda’s homemade pesto

Achilles farts are permeating my room

when my parents leave (every weekend ugh) I eat the same 4 things in the same order every day. oatmeal for breakfast yogurt for lunch turkey sausage biscuit for dinner pistachios for snack. throw in a chicken pesto flatbread AND I’M FEELIN CRAZY

anonymous tumblr messages are so much fun

I DO NOT LIKE WEEKENDS

I’M SORRY for the Achilles multimedia overload. it just feels like she’s my only friend tonight

look how artistic she’s being

butterfly crime scene

look at Achilles playing with herself she has been doing this for 5 minutes

Achilles Lion

the title of this video is “a tiger picture found on google by me & my best friend mackenzie”. enjoy

Mom diagnosed herself with ADD and keeps blaming everything on her disorder

Achilles Jones Does the Laundry

Achilles has a beautiful soul

i came out of my room with a gray sweatshirt+hood on and Roe started screaming “TREYVON MARTIN TREYVON MARTIN” at me

I saw somebody’s butt cheeks hanging out of the bottom of her shorts for the first time today I didn’t like it

WHY DOES LEG HAIR GROW SO FAST

it’s like every time I look down its time to shave again. eggs

Achilles stop screaming