I’m either playing Jewel Mania on my phone or I’m imagining it in my head while I’m having a conversation/grocery shopping/working at the YMCA. This is how I know I’m gaming too much

Chase finally (FINALLY) called me out on my arm-brace tan line. i also have shorts, sports bra, and tank top tan lines. i think it goes unsaid that i look real sexy when I’m naked

KATY THIS FACE. who does that remind you of????

I rode past my neighbor on my bike and said hello and he looked at me for 3 seconds then at Achilles and said “HELLO PUPPY” and turned around walked away. HE DIDN’T ACKNOWLEDGE ME I DON’T UNDERSTAND

after her birthday Achilles is running from new toy to new toy because there’s so much FUN AND SQUEAKS to be had

why have i watched this so many times it’s so funny

ACHILLES TURNED ONE TODAY
baby’s first birthday party

Achilles has a middle part

I AM SO TIRED OF BEING LONELY

the scab on my knee is shaped like a heart and that makes me feel better about having a hole in my knee

i wish apps came with instruction manuals. i don’t know how to it utilize all the SWEET FEATURES of the pedometer i just bought

Realize that however you are treating yourself is exactly how others are going to treat you.

I like to take gross pictures of myself and save them on my phone for no one to see. it makes me feel good

everyone that doesn’t have to work until 10pm consider yourself blessed

this is LIKE minute 4 of her doing this. what a babe

this morning when I watched a video on my computer and it made noise Achilles turned her head to me and her face looks like “GIRL WHAT.“ and then dramatically drops her head back on the pillow. bad attitude

more accurate. THANK YOU JESSICA

at least he’s not ugly

one of my friends has this on her Facebook so