the scab on my knee is shaped like a heart and that makes me feel better about having a hole in my knee

i wish apps came with instruction manuals. i don’t know how to it utilize all the SWEET FEATURES of the pedometer i just bought

Realize that however you are treating yourself is exactly how others are going to treat you.

I like to take gross pictures of myself and save them on my phone for no one to see. it makes me feel good

everyone that doesn’t have to work until 10pm consider yourself blessed

this is LIKE minute 4 of her doing this. what a babe

this morning when I watched a video on my computer and it made noise Achilles turned her head to me and her face looks like “GIRL WHAT.“ and then dramatically drops her head back on the pillow. bad attitude

more accurate. THANK YOU JESSICA

at least he’s not ugly

one of my friends has this on her Facebook so

Achilles just threw up in her mouth and swallowed it

cedis lapedis

this song goes out to Achilles Jones

Frank Ocean- Pilot Jones

I don’t know which words can SHOW YOU GUYS the happiness that going to my church gives me. Everyone should try it

I feel like I need to brag when I shave my legs and I just wish someone would ask me so I don’t have to bring it up myself.
I SHAVED MY LEGS ALL THE HAIR IS GONE OKAY

I think I’m done with answering the phone

every time Achilles yawns I want to put something in her mouth. it’s usually my fingers but I’ve done a pen, shoelace, phone, list goes on. she is just 

so 

meow

I keep telling Achilles that she’s the breadwinner I don’t know why

I set an alarm to remind myself to call Jake a cutecumber. when did I do that oh my gosh

Kris came over to make/eat breakfast this morning and it made me so much happier. Both of my parents snuck out of the house to leave town without telling me. I am participating in the Charlottesville Marathon in April. so sleepy today