I was talking about pistachio nuts. I realize how that can be taken wrong

Achilles loves the nut meat

THIS IS A REAL ANIMAL IT’S CALLED A GERENUK i am laughing

greedy children are very frustrating to me

I’ve been laying around in my pajamas LITERALLY ALL DAY, justifying it because I have plans tonight. if this freaking storm doesn’t stop I’m going to tittie twist every one of you

I just sent the creepiest Facebook message to dude that I don’t know even a little bit.
I am
so nervous.

why do I do this so often

Achilles always looks so pensive 

sometimes Achilles holds my arm while I pet her stomach and those are the moments that I feel alive

IS 45 DOLLARS TOO MUCH TO SPEND FOR A NEW FANNY PACK????

mine is breaking. i’ll use it often

 

and are these both ugly. they might be

today the weather was finally cool enough for me to ride my handcycle and not pass out. second day of training!

so I rode ~7 miles with this taped to my bike. it’s kind of silly but it worked it helped it motivated (weird saying that word) me

and peanut in the back seat

and the rain at the end was perfect timing. smile smile smile

All I want for my birthday is a new Fannie Pack

I’m convinced that wearing a bra is the reason I’m getting headaches lately. this is my petition for all women to stop wearing a bra

I got out of hanging out with someone tonight by telling him “I have plans with my friend Jones.”

LITTLE DOES HE KNOW

Dad just called and tried to convince me that Chloe ate a lamb

LESLIE DO YOU REMEMBER THIS 

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahha

I JUST HAD AN INTERVIEW AND IT WENT SO WELL I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW WELL IT WENT

historyinvolveditself:

my favorite thing on the internet right now. HE IS SO HAPPY!

so funny

i tried to make it look like i have no teeth

did it work

are you tricked?