“Remember shit will be cool again in the future. Be confident that everything will work out fine for you, even if for the moment you’re embarrassed, you’re angry, hurt, you feel cheated, neglected or mistreated. You’ll keep your cool if you stay centered and you balance yourself so that you aren’t awkwardly reaching - just grasp what you can. Make sure your focus is grounded. Be like a meditating samurai.”

— Thought Catalog

laughing at this so much

I just took a picture of my pee because it was so clear and I was so proud. but the stigma around text messaging people pictures of my urine makes me think I should keep it to myself. If any of you guys want to see it just LEMME KNOW

Achilles wakes me up at 6am in the mornings like this for real.

except she walks on my face instead of tapping

OCTOBER IS THE BEST MONTH

Crawlin’ Crab Half Marathon: October 6
Marine Corps Marathon: October 26

i just went to Firebird’s with my parents + friend and the table next to us had a party/gift exchange. they were taking pictures of every lady with their lame gifts and it was RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. naturally I photobombed every picture seriously every picture. so funny

jessinafancydress:

hello world

the fun has arrived

this morning I had the opportunity to be close to Achilles Jones’ face when she swallows her spit and it was the most wonderful thing

dogs eating dogs
dogs eating dogs
dogs eating dogs

I’m getting follow-up phone calls from companies THAT I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF APPLYING TO.

no more late-night job searching

“i look like a beet root”

“It is good to be lonely, for being alone is not easy. The fact that something is difficult must be one more reason to do it.”

— Rilke

I promise that I will never refer to my husband as hubby. tumblr be my witness

here is an updated picture of Achilles' lips

few things make me feel happier than washing my hands for 20 seconds does. brushing my teeth for 2.5 minutes is one of those things

Achilles Jones is a Destructive Jones

Michael and I plan to buy a house together. he buys a dog named Kristin. I have Achilles Jones. he teaches his dog (Dalmation) to eat people so no one will ever bother us. we live happily forever in private, asexual matrimony. I’m excited for my future

here's a good read

I’ve had this on my phone for a week and sometimes I just look at it for a laugh. It’s time to share

Achilles Jones Before and After

look at how much her color is changing

i do not understand