OCTOBER IS THE BEST MONTH
Crawlin’ Crab Half Marathon: October 6
Marine Corps Marathon: October 26
i just went to Firebird’s with my parents + friend and the table next to us had a party/gift exchange. they were taking pictures of every lady with their lame gifts and it was RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. naturally I photobombed every picture seriously every picture. so funny
this morning I had the opportunity to be close to Achilles Jones’ face when she swallows her spit and it was the most wonderful thing
I’m getting follow-up phone calls from companies THAT I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF APPLYING TO.
no more late-night job searching
“It is good to be lonely, for being alone is not easy. The fact that something is difficult must be one more reason to do it.”
few things make me feel happier than washing my hands for 20 seconds does. brushing my teeth for 2.5 minutes is one of those things
Michael and I plan to buy a house together. he buys a dog named Kristin. I have Achilles Jones. he teaches his dog (Dalmation) to eat people so no one will ever bother us. we live happily forever in private, asexual matrimony. I’m excited for my future
I’ve had this on my phone for a week and sometimes I just look at it for a laugh. It’s time to share
Achilles Jones Before and After
look at how much her color is changing
i do not understand
the best part of being home alone is being able to take a shower with the curtain and door open so I can look at the foyer while i wash. so if anyone came in the front door WHAM there i am.but no one will come in the front door that’s the coolest part
MY HAIR GETS SO CURLY WHEN IT’S SHORT
i’m taking a selfie because i’m about to go eat sushi with Salman and i haven’t left my house all day and i’m excited to change out of my pajamas. deal wid it
Achilles Jones ate iodine on the carpet
she ioDINED.
it may have taken me 3 hours to think of but I am the wittiest person