When Achilles yawns I like to put as much of my hand as possible in her mouth and hold it there. I like the way her tongue feels on my finger
Mom is throwing BOTH of her arms up, dancing to Dave Matthews Band and driving. so funny and not safe
I took an online test that said I don’t have an eating disorder. that makes me feel better
I just WROTE DOWN and GAVE MY PHONE NUMBER to a guy that wants to meet up and “talk about my marathon training sometime.“ I’m not interested I don’t want to I didn’t know how to say nahHELLno.
my hair doesn’t even look good today why is this happening
I’ve used the phrase “as a marble” so many times today I don’t know why
tired as a marble
happy as a marble
crawling like a marble
busy as a marble
when you’re sitting on a mountain
and your butt becomes a fountain
when you think it’s chicken soup
and it’s really liquid poop
when you’re on the seat for hours
and it doesn’t smell like flowers
