Mom is throwing BOTH of her arms up, dancing to Dave Matthews Band and driving. so funny and not safe

MARINE CORPS MARATHON OCTOBER 27 2013

Achilles Jones ate iodine on the carpet

my favorite pictures of my family

emojis make me so happy everyone send me emojis

I took an online test that said I don’t have an eating disorder. that makes me feel better

I just WROTE DOWN and GAVE MY PHONE NUMBER to a guy that wants to meet up and “talk about my marathon training sometime.“ I’m not interested I don’t want to I didn’t know how to say nahHELLno.

my hair doesn’t even look good today why is this happening

LOOK AT HER FACE. it’s funny to me

a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips

that’s my motto

I’ve used the phrase “as a marble” so many times today I don’t know why

tired as a marble

happy as a marble 

crawling like a marble

busy as a marble

favorite

Dad is trying to rename Achilles “Achilles German Jonesinheimer” and “Germy Jo” for short

when you’re sitting on a mountain
and your butt becomes a fountain

when you think it’s chicken soup
and it’s really liquid poop

when you’re on the seat for hours
and it doesn’t smell like flowers

Achilles Jones comin atcha

we went to botanical gardens today! DESPITE what I thought, butterflies aren’t so bad

I’m surrounded by people but I’ve never felt so alone in my whole life

Achilles ate a baby bird

Patrick Henry Half Marathon: $40

Crawlin’ Crab Half Marathon: $70

Marine Corps Marathon: $99

Shamrock Marathon: $110

I’M ABOUT TO BE BROKE

there’s a 42 year old black man (married with a 7 year old kid) that works out at the YMCA at nighttime and is also the SEXIEST. guys how should I hit on him how should I go about this