went to see Monsters University today with Parvaiz for the SECOND time. so good
also it was at 2pm and i hadn’t eaten all day, was about to fall asleep. but then he offered me some of his COOKIE DOUGH BITES and i ate 6 of them and all the sudden I had so much energy. hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahaha
on the news tonight
plane crashed
train blew up
terrorist threats
IT’S KIND OF HARD to still be upset over a breakup. dangit
I was crying with Achilles next to me and I looked at her and she was crying so many tears out of her eyes also. look how we’ve grown on each other
I couldn’t get Achilles in the car so I bribed her with the kangaroo scrotum keychain that Bethany brought me from Australia and she came A'RUNNIN. that’s my girl
Jones and I just called ahead to Wawa and got them to pump my gas for me. I feel like a handicapped person BUT I DONT CARE I’M SAD OKAY
I asked Mom what she and Roe are doing at the river and she said
“we’re shelling our hearts out”
talking to Dad on FaceTime consists of:
- close ups of his nose, mustache, ear, eye
- silent moments of him standing in front of the mirror and pointing the camera so I see his whole body
- lots of snorting
- silent moments of him flaring his nostrils to the camera
- 8 seperate occasions of close ups of the sink faucet
- watching him laugh while crouching over the phone and wearing reading glasses so the tears make a puddle on the lens
and that’s about it. literally no content to the conversation
Mom asked what Achilles is doing and I said “looking out the window and licking her vagina" and she started shouting “TMI TMI TMI" over and over again
Jake has sung this song to me three times so far I wish I could get him on video it’s the best