SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD

I don’t know how to react when people stick their tongue out at me

like

what do I do with my face? my body?

i memorized my credit card number and it makes online shopping soo much easier. good thing? bad thing

weekend weekend come faster

I came to the YMCA to work out but I’ve been sitting in my car in the parking lot for 30 minutes looking at tumblr and text messaging.
I don’t
feel like
working out
but I
have to
because I
ate a
piece of
carrot cake
on Friday

I bought Achilles a new toy and

Mom asked me if I wanted some liquid gold and when I said yes she gave me a glass of milk. MILK

it’s 12pm and guess who’s still in bed ???

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ugh

THIS IS THE SIGN AT THE ENTRANCE OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD I AM SO CONFUSED

lilprincessmama:

Life goal: after kissing someone for the first time, and after you pull away and are tenderly looking at each other, interrupt the silence by shrieking, “my diary will be hearing about this !!!”

katy. after jake kissed me he pulled back and looked at me so i said/kind of shouted/definitely ruined the moment

“BLOGGING ABOUT THIS”

happy as a clam

Achilles Jones in time out

      

GOD IS SO GOOD TO ME

this week has been one of the coolest — so many answered prayers and wonderful things. now it’s finally the weekend and a really awesome person is coming/staying over to go to church with me on Saturday. i’m so happy about everything

Mom has six ponytails in her hair and she’s running around the house shouting “I’M SCARY DON’T LOOK AT ME” but she won’t let me take a picture. “You’ll put it on your blog I don’t want them to see”

Dad is excited because “it’s cami weather”

I told Achilles that I emotionally birthed her and Mom is running around the house saying “creepy creepy creepy creepy”

this went on for 24 minutes i’m not kidding

((he’s a keeper))

When Best Friends Become Acquaintances Without Explanation

a memoir by Kristin Beale

attention on dad. oh my gosh